yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
and i looked up. we had an audience...
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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