I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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