How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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