Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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