Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Randomize