Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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