i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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