Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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