So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
where are you?
Hypothermia
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Randomize
