I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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