i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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