I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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