lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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