Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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