I want to have your abortion
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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