oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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