I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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