Apparently you make a good broom.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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