I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
