Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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