Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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