I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize