she looked like the bat from fern gully.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Enjoy the penises
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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