This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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