One? Mermen. Two? Nothing. Three? If you're a dick in this life, you come back as Seth Rogen's anal bead; if you act heroic, you come back as an eagle. Or a dragon. Or Jude Law.
One: look up "mermaid porn". Two: mostly acoustic and haptic sensations. Three: Many people didn't believe in reincarnation in their past lives either.
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