its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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