Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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