I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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