i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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