Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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