He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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