She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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