Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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