We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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