Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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