out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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