I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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