How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I wish there were birth control emojis
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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