i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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