I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
It was a blind-side dick pic.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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