i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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