My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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