Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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