Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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