Midget sex pt 2 tonight
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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