They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
this must be what syphilis tastes like
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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