Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
