i don't like sucking hair
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
