I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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