I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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