i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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