I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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