im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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