he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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