google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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