Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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