how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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