He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
