ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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