You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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